Can you write a 50 word story with a twist.?

the story must be no longer that 50 words

it can be any genre

the ending must have a punchline or twist



lets see who can come up with the bestCan you write a 50 word story with a twist.?
You had a long weekend like the rest of us, why didn't you spend some of that time on your homework? We got ours done.
I was walking down a yellow brick road and found these 3 guys. scarecrow wanted a brain, tin mann wanted a heart and lion wanted courage. any way cut long story short. we killed a witch and found out the great wizard of oz has a wrinkly useless old man.

didn't have room for the twist but here it is the old dude had a heart attack so we gave the lion enough courage to rip out the old dudes heart for tin man and beat the brains out for scarecrow. I woke up. THE ENDCan you write a 50 word story with a twist.?
Old mother hubbard went to the cupboard,to get her poor doggy a bone.

When she bent down,the dog came around,%26amp; gave her a bone of his own.
I can, but I won't. Do your own homework...Can you write a 50 word story with a twist.?
Yes I can!