What is the funniest word or phrase you can think of ?

How about a dangling participle ?



I could twist that in mind all day long !



It's so easy to do when you start with a twisted mind !What is the funniest word or phrase you can think of ?
OXYMORON - I know the true meaning ...but it always makes me think of "That Guy" who does...Oxy clean commercials!



I just wanna scream!!! I have a dirty house not a hearing problem! @*%@***





Seriously ....



hummm



Military "Intelligence"

Social "Services"



Presidential "Speech"





My Grandma used to say this when I was frustrated at trying to make something "work" that was obviously NOT going to work...this can apply to a relationship as well...

she said:



"Ya , can't make "Chicken Salad" out of "Chicken Sh*t"" my dear...no matter how much ya squeeze the Chicken.



(twist that chicken around for awhile...as a kid I thought the idea was hilarious....and made me a bit Leary of "Grandmas chicken salad")



She was a bit odd...but strangely it made sense! :)





FUNNY WORDS:



Dwezel



Flabbergasted



Pigeon holed



salamander



Hokey



pokey

turn yer self around



Pandemic ( Code word for, Sh*t...every ones gonna die!!!)



"Anal leakage" - WTF?



"Primo"



Real "Faux"...anything



Satellite Feed - (just what do you feed a...)



Tit for Tat



Nefarious
JUNE BUG!What is the funniest word or phrase you can think of ?
BOOBIES
Is a bear catholic? Does the Pope s*** in the woods?What is the funniest word or phrase you can think of ?
uvula - and HEY sam g - I read that line in a teen fiction book about an asian girl living in San Francisco. She said that over her private school's loudspeaker system.
George W. Bush-President of the USA
Beryllium globe is fun to say. And mangled grape.
"Schmekel"
banana hammock.
Uranus is bigger than earth
Nipple.
funniest phrase : he is a stain on the underwear of life



funniest word : assial
DO IT!!! HHAHAHAH.....when ppl say Do It..I crack up!!!!
My husband and I have fun trying to teach our 8 month old the word 'gubernatorial'. It just kind of rolls off the tongue and I cannot wait until her chubby little face can say it LOL.
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
I always thought 'pickle' was a funny word. Like in the movie the sunshine boys. "Words with a 'k' are funny... Pickle is funny, cucumber not so funny"
Git 'er done!
I heard this guy say this at a Walmart one time and it had me cracking up for days. He said, "Well all be dipped in Sh*t". I am not sure I know exactly what it means but I thought it was funny.
opinions are like buttholes we all have them!
My name

Alfredo Cariaga
That new commercial where the lady orders thunder thighs and a ba-donk-a-donk butt.
She sells the shells at the sea shore - twist this in your mind
Danny Crane
what do lemons and Rico have in common?

they make both holes pucker
I crack up with people say, "Indeed!"
Hasenpfeffer from Laverne %26amp; Shirley. And "luggie".
When someone asks for a "ball-peen hammer", it makes me laugh! Also, the word "lard"...or seeing buckets of lard at the store cracks me up! It's easy to entertain me!
Poopin-goober, don't know what it means or if it's a word but I get a kick out of it
Bunzle
doodlesh!t.
aardvark

lollygag

clodhopper

kumquat

rutabaga

balloon

bassoon